Hot and… greasy

By cortanaisahobot - 19/07/2012 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 654
You deserved it 6 224

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Of course he's serious. Bacon is no laughing matter.

Comments

Stick dat up er ole twizzle an eat er up!

You should be flattered, he's willing to engage in an activity that suggest sharing bacon with you, amongst other things. That's true love there.

hateevryone 14

I'm so glad I'm not the only one! My husband thinks that it would be a good idea for him to have steak while having sex. His logic is that it's the two best things at the same time...

ChuckMcNugget 1

You never know unless you try, right? And besides, even if it doesn't work, at least you get Bacon :)

I fail to see the problem here. Bacon makes everything better

izzy7 11

Make sure he cooks it naked so you get a sizzling show and he hopefully learns his lesson.

Just be glad he didnt suggest chili peppers. Most people dont like burning down there.