Hot and… greasy
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Genius
Stick dat up er ole twizzle an eat er up!
You should be flattered, he's willing to engage in an activity that suggest sharing bacon with you, amongst other things. That's true love there.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one! My husband thinks that it would be a good idea for him to have steak while having sex. His logic is that it's the two best things at the same time...
You never know unless you try, right? And besides, even if it doesn't work, at least you get Bacon :)
I fail to see the problem here. Bacon makes everything better
Just be glad he didnt suggest chili peppers. Most people dont like burning down there.
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Of course he's serious. Bacon is no laughing matter.
You can't ruin sex with bacon, right?