Miscellaneous: Hot and humid

Hot and humid

By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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f_my_life88 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:05

Ew.. maybe next time use a bib??

dotVillain 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:14

A bib? To sleep? ._. I don't understand how this is a FML at all. You drooled while you slept on your boyfriend. You were comfortable and tired. Everybody drools in these types of situations. Grow up if you think your life is ruined because you drooled on your boyfriend.

Comments

chiveslolz 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 13:21

tottaly agree with >>#30 and 36 :) i'm a guy too.

Gregiscool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 13:37

honestly i don't see why this is an fml. that's what she said jokes are hilarious, and cute if used randomly... and as for the drooling i don't understand why it'd be a big deal at all, unless it was a lot.

triplethreat13 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 13:50

quit feeding the trolls, people. OP..."that's what she said" is SOOO out.

thuryn 2

Thursday 6 August 2009 14:00

"I said smoothly." This screams "immaturity" to me. You don't need to tell us how smooth you are unless, of course, you really aren't that smooth. The "embarrassment" FMLs are all about the poster telling us how "smooth" they were trying to be, only to find out they aren't. Stop trying so hard to be "smooth" and you won't get so embarrassed in the first place. YDI. FML for accidentally drooling on your b/f, though. I hope he took it well.

nokirar 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 14:12

I don't see the big problem, spit isn't that disgusting imo, there are far worse things than that! Lighten up : )

maddog_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 14:58

Yuk! Nasty! Brrrrr!!! Shit happens, but it is still nasty.

plexico 3

Thursday 6 August 2009 15:08

Falling asleep on a date is not cute, it's a slap in the face. You are telling your new BF that he is boring and you already feel no excitement when you are around him (that is what marriage is for ;) ) You need to get a new, new BF, because this ain't working out. If he was into you, he would have used the drool as an excuse to take off his shirt, and let things take their course. Move on, nothing to see here.