Miscellaneous: Hot and humid

Hot and humid

By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By girlllll - 01/06/2010 12:31 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By imawesomeokay - 20/07/2013 05:53 - Mexico - Zapopan

Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 15:50 - United States

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML

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f_my_life88 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:05

Ew.. maybe next time use a bib??

dotVillain 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:14

A bib? To sleep? ._. I don't understand how this is a FML at all. You drooled while you slept on your boyfriend. You were comfortable and tired. Everybody drools in these types of situations. Grow up if you think your life is ruined because you drooled on your boyfriend.

Comments

lessthanbee 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:29

op: it's just drool. unless he dumped you for drooling on him, not a fml. and, i'm upset that this post didn't contain some sarcastic comments from plexico. he's way funnier than 90% of the fmls.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:42

What? You're annoyed by a "that's what she said" joke? Because most of the guys I know are the ones who MAKE those jokes. I don't think she was teasing, she was just trying to be silly, which is synonymous with cutesy to some. Though I agree, "I can fix that" would have caused no FML.

nigga_please123 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 23:59

i agree with #46

OhWhatIsThisCrap 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:14

Dont be too sad, my girlfriend drooled on me when she slept and i always thought it was cute and funny.

no_luck83 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:48

i second that

jellyelephant 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:51

I did this one time. Except he woke me up, and then demanded "Get. Me. A paper towel. Right. Now. And dry that ******* shit off of me." He wasn't amused. My little sister and him had a good giggle about it though. He didn't let it go either, he told his friends and kept bringing it up. Super embarrassing! -.-