What is with these idiots who hook up with random creeps in the bar and are surprised when this kind of thing happens? Anyone who invites someone back to their house after meeting in a bar or anyone who goes back to someone's house after meeting in a bar is straight up disgusting. OP, you're lucky he was only peeing in your air conditioning and not raping or murdering you.

#24 you are a ******* genius

You sure he wasn't some homeless dude who happened to be hanging out in the club?

lmao @ #24 Never invite a stranger to your house, even if he is hot. YDI for bringing him home with you.

Hahahahaha that's ******* awesome... maybe he was still wasted from the night before?

In the AC? WTF?!

Man people are such uptight prudes on this site. So what, she hooked up. Did it say they had unprotected sex? ******* christ people, chill out. As long as a condom was involved, she's not likely to have gotten anything. Fine, one night stands aren't your thing, but don't go labeling everyone else a **** because they do things differently than you would. Stop being ignorant fuckwits and go back to living with your heads up your asses.

#69 lmao. I know eh. Like wtf?

YDI for bringing home a random guy to have sex with that you haven't even known for a full day, then complaining about some freaky shit he does on FML. It's called "ACTUALLY getting to know the person", maybe you've heard of people doing that? It works wonders. And yes, I would say the same thing if it was a guy.

24's got this. Oh, 53, that's definitely not "long story short". Your husband didn't piss in the AC did he? No? Then we don't give a shit if he gave you HIV, ok? Thanks. :D