Hot stuff

By anonymous - 07/06/2009 06:18 - Korea Republic of

Spicy
Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked, and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML
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EPIC YDI for bringing drunken strangers home and sleeping in their company. You're ridiculously lucky, you might as well have woken up to find him raping you, murdering you, or your empty appartment after he stole all your crap. Let's not even talk about all the nasty diseases you must have with such a promiscuous lifestyle.

#22 fyi, one-night stands are best at hotels, where you know the guy won't run off with more than your wallet, and might hesitate to rape or murder you if there's cameras filming who enters and exists the rooms. And even then, I'd advise to know the guy for a bit longer than "just met at a bar". Not because I'm a nun, but because I have a brain, and it's got magical little functions such as knowing about rapists and STDs. Which you apparently seem to ignore.

TheMongoose333 0

I feel the need to point out that this very well could have been an FML from a guy. Gay people do exist you know.

prog1 0

Why do people always act surprised when random people they invite to their homes based on their looks and a couple hours worth of conversation do weird and destructive things :s

and dats why mommy told me not to bring strangers home :D

nonnymouse 0

That's what you get for bringing a stranger home for sex.