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By anonymous - 07/06/2009 06:18 - Korea Republic of

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Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked, and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML
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Its still a little weird but i really agree with #21

Why the Hell do people bring strangers home and have sex with them? Honestly, that's just disgusting. Aren't you afraid of catching something? Anyway, YDI.

zendaddy0 0

xophellacx I think we covered that issue

#47 totally agree. WTF, you so deserve it! Did it ever occur to anyone if they come home with you they've been to hundreds before and hundreds more to go? Seriously pathetic

#22 you don't need to be hard core Catholic to think that one night stands aren't a good idea. There are plenty of creeps and diseases out there. I'm not saying that you have to be in love to have sex, though that is my personal choice, but before you go to that level with someone shouldn't you at least be dating them or friends. That way you can feel comfortable with them not giving you an STD or not vandalizing your property or God forbid hurting you. Bottom line: 1 night stands aren't safe. YDI

justdesserts 0

YDI for bringing home a nut.

Actually, 22, I'd be saying the same thing if this was a guy who brought home a girl, a girl who brought home a girl, a guy who brought home a guy, whatever. Whatever, have a one night stand if you must, but inviting somebody you DO NOT KNOW back to your apartment is stupid and asking for trouble. Simple as that. Next time, hook in the bathroom or something and keep your apartment safe.

You people have heard of condoms before...right?! Seriously, stop being so judgemental. Sure condoms may not protect against everything either...but you can catch just as many diseases from your boyfriend or girlfriend. What if the guy she slept with that night, who possibly slept with God knows how many women before her, suddenly falls in love with a girl and starts dating her...sooner or later they'll have sex...if he has an STD she'll catch it even though she's not slutting around. I caught the HP-Virus from my husband when I first started dating him and he had caught it from his ex of 4 years because she cheated on him towards the end of their relationship. So...I've had one night stands before, always used a condom - nothing ever happened. Started dating my husband and after 4 months the symptoms for the virus started showing. No way to know he had it because guys usually do not show symptoms... And just because she brought a guy home once doesn't mean she does it all the time. So long story short, I agree with #22.