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By uglyone - 13/01/2010 14:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML

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By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - France

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

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By me - 09/08/2011 03:43 - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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By babygurl69 - 20/01/2009 21:38 - Canada

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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noclevername 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:47

Don't let the opinion of old drunk guy with no-one to talk to (or he could have said it to them and not you) get you down. And depending on his age, he was raised when it was a woman's duty to look pretty for men. Either way, hope it didn't bother you too much.

kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:18

ah.......she's a girl......she was going out with a friend thats also a girl........as in not girlfriend.........

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lucyeliza 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:00

and just to add.....the UK have a mulitutde of beautiful models of English decent...unlike the US who seems to claim any South American beauty as theirs!!! I feel sorry for the normal American people out there who are subject to ridicule because of people like you who have no grasp on the real world!! Most of you won't even venture outside your country coz you're too afraid!!! **** off narrow minded American's you're ruining it for the rest!!!!

BurpusMe 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:49

The old man is right. FYL

RyeBreadBoy 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:51

I wouldn't say it's fear, I think it's more because there's that whole "oh the U.S. is the best country ever" nationalistic mentality which I don't really understand. That said, while we may be subject to ridicule, we know that there's no apostrophe in "Americans" in the context in which you used it. We can also spell "multitude" correctly. Well, some of us, anyway.

stin_fml 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 6:25

always trust the words of the wise

megalzzz 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 6:42

awww, love im sure you looked nice. Screw the effing drunk man, what does he know, he probably lives in some stingy place so he never knows when he sees a true beauty!

megalzzz 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 6:44

btw, to the racist country war thats happening up there in the comments, Australia has by far the most beautiful woman!

wastedangel 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 10:48

/support! Australian chicks are hot!

dspadres 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 19:48

Really? The most beautiful WOMAN? As in Australia only has one woman? They may want to take care of that before the population dies out. I doubt her vagoo can handle keeping the country populated.