How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
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slantyshanty 7

Don't eat stuff in other peoples beds then.

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ryankon518 3

You're supposed to make him a sandwich to eat in his bed.

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TheOmen46 1

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE SANDWICH NOT EAT IT!!!!!!!!!

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AmethystRain 20

Seriously, what is wrong with you? There are tons of other places to eat: kitchen table, living room in front of the TV, outside on the patio, or even sitting at your computer desk. Who wants to roll around in a bed full of crumbs and get all itchy? I hope next time he's hungry, he goes over to your house and eats a whole box of Triscuits while sitting on your bed.

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ZipperPSP 1

Let him eat a sandwich in your bed

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reddawn85 8

Well it looks like you're the man in the relationship. Have fun with it, for real.

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neverletup21 2

Wat kind of man says no to sex wit a girl!?

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