How did it come to this?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to say, "Put away your burrito," "That ruler is not a lightsaber," and, "Stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
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dropdead16 0

Hahahahha. Thts great. They must be really smart

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Comments

miz66independent 1

Burrito and ruler are code word for...? That would make more sense.

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JESSiCAA321 0

That's What I Was Sayingg !

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miz66independent 1

And as for the dog noises... I imagine they're just in heat.

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fauxyhaha 0

Not for me :(( my school started a week ago :P

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jjames7543 13

Yeah, school started August 10 here. Southern states usually go back to school much earlier than other states.

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BoredomCentral 8

Not anymore :( Here school started the tenth.

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12dcevin 5

I've been in school for 2 weeks but get out in the beginning of may ftw

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ParanoidLoko 0

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Doortje 29

You become a wooden plank? Tough shit.

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miz66independent 1

Believe me... We can tell you missed out on school.

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Matias_Says_FML 4

#18 - Just shut the **** up..

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Soo....Many...spelling and grammar errors....... Can not compute *explodes*

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thesinginguy 18

I really want to correct you but I think it would take too long.

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ashattack23 1

Yup and all that skipping has taught you how to not spell and use well... English...

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NomOnShroomz 14

So you have illegal immigrants, Jedis, and a boy raised by wolves in your class? Lucky bitch.

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musicanonymus 0

Awe chill out, they're smart enough to act stupid. Besides, acting stupid means more fun ^.*

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samsonitekilla 3

If you think thats bad, you should have seen the remedial algebra class I was taking last year...we literally went through 3 teachers in one year.

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sara_saturday 5

that doesnt seem like something to be proud of. there's a different between being silly and being disrespectful

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jeter2344 0

The reason why this is an FML is because you wouldn't expect this from an AP Calc class. Obviously students in a remedial class are going to act like morons.

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unknown4444 0

Ya , she litterly went through 3 teachers!!!!! Like a ghost, LOL.

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sharleerose 4

Key word- remedial

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marisalee 0

Hahahahahahahaahaha!!!

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melchibr_fml 0

You're lucky that that is the least of your worries. In my senior calculus class, if the burrito came out, the burrito stayed out. Seniors like to party, so it's not that they are immature, they are just trying to endure one of the most boring math classes ever.

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FarSide 22

Or just the most boring teacher ever.

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Jaxx66 21

I'm gonna go with 44 on this one. The teacher is the boring one.

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