Love: How rude

How rude

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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Honesty

By bridezilla - 31/12/2014 07:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know'. FML

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You tried at least

By oreosaretoocool - 05/12/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Cardenden

Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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Quite the catch

By Ms. Piggy - 02/03/2014 19:09 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML

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By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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So romantic…

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 05:00

Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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AmberlovesJb 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 8:55

Since when is a medium bad?

stephyloo 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 8:53

girl logic lol

Comments

ScuseMePrincess 2

Thursday 10 March 2011 13:57

Never buy a woman clothes. They'd usually rather pick it out for themselves, and they'll almost always complain about what you get them. OP, just dump your girlfriend. She sounds like a stupid child.

kriegs444 5

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:03

wow what a bitch

DaveTheBrave20 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:09

wow!! your girlfriend is an ungrateful bitch!

Zebidee 8

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:22

Top tip guys: Never, and I repeat, NEVER buy a girl clothes. There be Dragons. You never get this crap with jewellery.

mrmerino 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:31

dump her ass. she doesn't sound like someone who I would Want to spent the rest of my life with.

yuggi1 11

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:33

FYL man! Specially because you are marrying to that. :[

Jujunut 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:43

I love it when my boyfriend buys me clothes, so I laugh at users who said "never buy a woman clothes". Maybe OP should get to know his girlfriend better, because if he knows she has self-esteem-issues, then he'll know he shouldn't buy her clothes. Whatever size he buys, she'll be pissed. I'm also really tired of women like her, but I'm also tired of men who think all women are like that. I'm skinny, but the first few months me and my boyfriend were together he bought be size M (I'm a size XS - S) because he WANTED me to know that I should gain weight (which I've been trying to do for years, but no matter how much I eat I stay the same for now), and did I bitch? No, I was happy he did. tldr; not all women are the same. Get to know your woman, then you'll know what you should do and shouldn't do, buy or shouldn't buy.

Terezi 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 14:58

To marry, or not to marry? I believe you've already answered that question, OP.

auto_da_fe 2

Sunday 13 March 2011 9:09

I'm xs-s too. I love it when my boyfriend buys me dresses :D Honestly, as long as you're healthy I don't think weight and size should be an issue. I'm only about five feet, so my weight is healthy for my height. Some people are just naturally tiny and others are naturally a bit curvy, there's nothing wrong with that :)

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 10 March 2011 15:29

Medium: in UK sizes this would be a 12-16 in normal high street shops? A bit curvy but not fat. And lets face it, I'm an 8-10 UK and sometimes I have to go medium, especially in formal dress shops. If I'm seated or kneeling you can feel my hip bones through my bum. Damn shops and their malleable sizes!