Cheating and Love: How very dare you!

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How very dare you!

By mrniceguy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 707

You deserved it 2 540

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Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By anonymous - 04/10/2017 20:51

Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 497

You deserved it 431

By Daddy. - 17/02/2010 08:15 - Australia

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 16:19 - United States - Memphis

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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You deserved it 2 477

By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 64 319

By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 906

You deserved it 2 678

Young love

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 02:00

Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 933

You deserved it 120

DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:10

Wow thats bogus. Dump her and get a new friend.

Nitsuaaa 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:24

Ohhhhh shiiit! I give her an A+ for effort though. Very creative but I'm guessing she's not too bright because obviously the hickey wasn't gone all the way. Of course a smart bitch wouldn't have cheated in the first place...huh. FYL.

Comments

do20ss 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:24

**** ur friend up and leave a hickey on it exgirlfriends EYE hahahahahahahahahaha I mean a black eye

do20ss 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:26

your* not it

TattedDownJah 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:27

An u say she's still ur girlfriend... if so YDI

DukeSkidmark 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:29

YDI for not satisfying your woman and forcing her to go to another man for her sex. Or you have a small penis and in that case I dont blame her either...

kaijapapaya 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:22

It is NEVER the other person's fault of one person cheats. Even if they are unsatisfying, that's when you break up with them. It makes me sick when people are selfish enough to cheat and then blame the other person for it.

Oscar_Wilde 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:48

Don't feed the trolls. Or the really moronic toolbags.

malafacaeous 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 6:21

Well you can say that it's because of sexual inadequacy but to be honest most women now days don't give a shit about your dick size just the size of your bank account. And that's the ****** truth.

itialian_lol 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:56

Amen to that

spez86 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:39

yr chick is a ****

Kenpachi_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:40

stop being a girl and kick their ass even if u have to over do it just do it

Dotters0420 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:41

You are a complete douche if you stay with her. Also, if everyone had friends like yours, no one would need enemies.

dsalex 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:43

what a twist (I mean bitch)

KASHMIR_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:44

lolz still ur friend? and she still ur girl??? confront her bout it and don't let her change topics

NinjaKiller920 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:45

i agree with number 7

dsalex 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:50

tell her to get off your best friend and you'll get off her mom... Beat your best friends ass, and drop your girl. Be smart, don't be a retard you just caught this bitch cheatin