Cheating and Love: How very dare you!

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How very dare you!

By mrniceguy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 707

You deserved it 2 540

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Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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By anonymous - 04/10/2017 20:51

Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML

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You deserved it 2 678

Young love

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 02:00

Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 933

You deserved it 120

DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:10

Wow thats bogus. Dump her and get a new friend.

Nitsuaaa 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:24

Ohhhhh shiiit! I give her an A+ for effort though. Very creative but I'm guessing she's not too bright because obviously the hickey wasn't gone all the way. Of course a smart bitch wouldn't have cheated in the first place...huh. FYL.

Comments

aDerangedStateOf 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:53

This girl is on her way to a fulfilling career as a Dead girl in the trunk of some guys car.

dudefromnyc 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:54

that really sucks..... have an affair with someone else and dump her once she finds out.... eye for eye.,,,,

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:56

Yay, FML comments are on crack! Anyway, only middle schoolers and idiot freshman get giant hickeys. GTFO. Yeah, you're upset and all, but this is baby teen problems. We can all agree she shouldn't have been so childish and idiotic, but you're the one who dated her in the first place.

itialian_lol 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 18:00

You are an amazing troll. Did you go to school for that? Because in all reallity, it happens to anyone, not just the younger people.

dougien1 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:58

Dump the bitch.

Jords_Jordan 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:03

So you're talking about your ex-friend and ex-girlfriend right?Personally I'd have kicked his ass first but that's just me, not so mentally stable these days...

strawberry6826 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:06

=O thts sum rlly ****** up shitt u shud dump her.

couny343 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:18

haha almost

jayrock65 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:27

punch her in the baby maker

carias 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:28

That sounds like a messed up situation? How long has that relationship been going on? Frankly I'd have to say think clearly about what you really want.