Cheating and Love: How very dare you!

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How very dare you!

By mrniceguy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 707

You deserved it 2 540

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 01:24 - United States

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML

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Young love

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 02:00

Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML

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DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:10

Wow thats bogus. Dump her and get a new friend.

Nitsuaaa 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:24

Ohhhhh shiiit! I give her an A+ for effort though. Very creative but I'm guessing she's not too bright because obviously the hickey wasn't gone all the way. Of course a smart bitch wouldn't have cheated in the first place...huh. FYL.

Comments

tokintot07 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:34

haha damn, that's cold. give your best friend a black eye the size of the hickey.

namezox 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:36

DO NOT DUMP HER and keep her around for sex. DUMP her after you find the right girl again. About your Best friend...**** his girlfriend or sister.

luigi0420 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 5:15

namezox, don't ever do that to a girl that kills them inside, and makes them feel like crap. trust me. k, so she messed up. talk to her about it more and then see what happens if you really love her then give her another chance, love takes as many chances as it needs. just tell her that if she really loves you then she wouldn't have cheated on you. if you think that its not gunna last much longer then brake it off, or if you cant trust her.

Firesprite2009 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 14:35

it would serve her right. Cheaters deserve all the BS they get. & really? she brought this on herself. I would just totally ditch her if I were you, OP. The only person I'd even talk to is your best friend, and see why the hell he would decieve you like that.

eatpussy 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 23:41

112, thats the dumbest thing i have ever heard. We are talking about OP's gf who is a *****. Since she is a ***** and cheated on OP, who gives a **** if she is "hurt" or not. She prob. Doesnt even love OP so she wont get hurt.

babityboop 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:40

looooool

jtwoodall99 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:44

ewwww

silverskin 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:45

There's plenty of time to date less dishonest,more faithful people. I don't know how guys do it, but ice cream, good movies, and great friends usually make things better. Though...your best friend is part of the problem.