Health: Huh?

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2009 18:03 - Spain

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. The waiter brought some bread and I started eating it as I waited for him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me and said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make you fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 04/11/2021 19:59 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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All you can eat buffet of shit

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML

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Mind your own business

By janie - 10/01/2021 17:01

Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML

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ddrluna 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 22:57

So don't tip him? You're probably reading too much into it. He probably didn't mean it that way.

Matterly 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:02

The waiter had absolutely no right to say that. I would have left the restaurant if I were you. You didn't tip him, did you?

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Masandre 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:06

he's not saying you're fat, get over it.

juxt 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:06

only fat if u have rolls that really roll.... if that then excercise isnt bad, other than that he might have misspoke or been rude, aka dont tip

juxt 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:06

only fat if u have rolls that really roll.... if that then excercise isnt bad, other than that he might have misspoke or been rude, aka dont tip

intotheblue 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:07

That's very rude of him. I hope you complained to management and didn't waste a tip on such an arrogant person. And good for you for not thinking of yourself as fat to begin with; it's your body and your health, and your self respect, and that's all that matters, not the opinion of some prick who likes to try to lower people's self-esteem.

mehwhateverr 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:07

He sounds like he needs to get fired. Did you file a complaint with his manager?

cutebebe778 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:09

I enjoyed reading this fake FML..thanks. The only 2 rare exceptions that this would've actually happened is if the guy was trying to be a douche and didn't care about making tips or if he was seriously mentally retarded. Believe it or not I'd go for the latter. Hence the reason I call this a fake.

ManImCool 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:12

yep, fake. if you have ever worked in the restaurant industry youd know that would never happen

Joe2794 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:09

Last time I checked, bread isn't fattening.

bananapajama 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:27

anything with calories can be fattening. just because it doesn't have fat in it, doesn't mean your body can't store the calories as fat. Pure sugar, like, for example, coke, has no fat in it. But if you drink a lot of coke, you may find yourself putting on weight. laws of thermodynamics. if energy goes into your system, and work isn't being done such that the eneergy leaves your system, it's going to accumulate. how does your body store energy? as fat! yay!