Health: Huh?

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2009 18:03 - Spain

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. The waiter brought some bread and I started eating it as I waited for him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me and said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make you fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 04/11/2021 19:59 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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Thanks?

By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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All you can eat buffet of shit

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML

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Mind your own business

By janie - 10/01/2021 17:01

Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML

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ddrluna 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 22:57

So don't tip him? You're probably reading too much into it. He probably didn't mean it that way.

Matterly 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:02

The waiter had absolutely no right to say that. I would have left the restaurant if I were you. You didn't tip him, did you?

Comments

TheBlueLotus 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:47

Ignore it. Some people think if you're not a stick figure that you're fat. Stupid society.

StuckZ 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:56

Old waiters in the Mediterranean countries... Sheesh! you're supposed to eat the bread!

StuckZ 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:02

Old waiters in the Mediterranean countries... Sheesh! you're supposed to eat the bread!

where_i_stood 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:30

he probably didn't mean it that way. Everyone has fat on them anyways, we wouldn't be alive if we didn't.

beaniebabe 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:32

no tip for him!

kira1kira 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:42

I'd beat him with the bread basket

MIKENYC 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:47

complain to manager and get a free meal.

kyasariin 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:57

interpretation fail.

murdermygymsox 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:27

so, big deal? don't take it so seriously. ydi for not being confident with yourself.

pltcllyincorrect 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 2:40

0% tip

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