Health: Huh?

Huh?

By Anonymous - 14/07/2009 18:03 - Spain

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. The waiter brought some bread and I started eating it as I waited for him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me and said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make you fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 04/11/2021 19:59 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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Thanks?

By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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All you can eat buffet of shit

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML

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Mind your own business

By janie - 10/01/2021 17:01

Today, I'm so skinny that I was told to, “Eat a burger.” While I was eating a burger. FML

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ddrluna 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 22:57

So don't tip him? You're probably reading too much into it. He probably didn't mean it that way.

Matterly 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:02

The waiter had absolutely no right to say that. I would have left the restaurant if I were you. You didn't tip him, did you?

Comments

psychedelia3 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 6:50

This happened in Spain. In Spanish "fatter" has a different connotation, example: mas gorda. That automatically means you're already pretty heavy. It would like saying "fatter than you are". That's why it's an FML.

triplethreat13 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 7:00

only a gay guy would do that.... i have gay friends that worry about the carbs other people are eating, it's hilarious. don't take it to heart, but if you are offended, mention something to the manager and give the waiter a smartass comment

Jbot 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 7:02

When did bread start making you fat?

cadburyegg 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:10

Since it contains an assload of carbs. Turns to fat if you don't burn it off.

ElMundio87 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:58

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1734/

cadburyegg 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:15

I call bs on this story.

_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:43

That's one rude waiter.

dyld921 2

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:09

Everyone is misunderstanding what he's saying. 'Fatter' only means getting more weight than what you were originally. It does NOT mean you're fat. Don't take things so literally.

Phallus_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 11:32

Stop reading into words, you ******* bitch.

rootbeerfanatic 6

Saturday 16 March 2013 0:09

Well that escalated quickly.

netbeui435 3

Wednesday 15 July 2009 12:46

no tip.

mijzelffan 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:09

he didn't call you fat, he said that you would become fatter, but not fat. So actually he said that you weren't fat, and that you aren't going to be fat either (just a little fatter then that you are now)