Humping
By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich
By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich
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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 17:39 - United States
I once apparently strangled my ex in her sleep, once, I felt horrible after finding out the next day, I was scared to sleep again after hearing that.
The question is, do you normally speak italian?
Maybe he tells you he doesn't remember... it might Just be his secret fetisj for which he found an excuse now!
It's actually not as uncommon as you'd think and fits in the same category as sleep walking, sleep talking etc. Rather unlikely he has a fetish for pretending to sleep while humping his partners leg...
I was sleeping at my friend's house once and she said I yelled at her in German to turn "the damn lights off." Id be pretty amused if my boyfriend did that to me though.
time to get spiked knee pads
I am sorry, that's too funny.
Record it...then he'll realize it
You need a spray bottle full of ice cold water. Next time he does it, spray him in the face -- he'll wake up.
my bf does this every night before bed. what he denies is the fact that he sometimes barks in his sleep..
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Video tape it gurl!
Keep your phone on you and tape him doing it. Does it always happen on a Wednesday? Wednesday is hump day, y'know.