Humping

By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

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Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Keep your phone on you and tape him doing it. Does it always happen on a Wednesday? Wednesday is hump day, y'know.

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I once apparently strangled my ex in her sleep, once, I felt horrible after finding out the next day, I was scared to sleep again after hearing that.

cjwayy 22

My boyfriend says I talk in my sleep, sometimes in mixture of Italian and English.

The question is, do you normally speak italian?

cjwayy 22

A little bit. Though if I didn't, it would be awesome that I speak it in my sleep.

Maybe he tells you he doesn't remember... it might Just be his secret fetisj for which he found an excuse now!

It's actually not as uncommon as you'd think and fits in the same category as sleep walking, sleep talking etc. Rather unlikely he has a fetish for pretending to sleep while humping his partners leg...

dannnngthatsux 19

You'd be surprised what fetishes people have. I mean, feet. Ugh! Smell. Look funny. Are far too far from the real action...

SwtCherryPie 26

My husband has done that to me before. Although it made it hard to sleep, I found it pretty amusing. I told him when he woke up and he got embarrassed.

I was sleeping at my friend's house once and she said I yelled at her in German to turn "the damn lights off." Id be pretty amused if my boyfriend did that to me though.

You need a spray bottle full of ice cold water. Next time he does it, spray him in the face -- he'll wake up.

my bf does this every night before bed. what he denies is the fact that he sometimes barks in his sleep..

dannnngthatsux 19

Um, what breed does he think he is?