Humping

By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

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Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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Earths_Venus 25

Keep your phone on you and tape him doing it. Does it always happen on a Wednesday? Wednesday is hump day, y'know.

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illinibeam13 2

I had an Ex that did that... not attractive

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sleepykidgabbers 4

haha! sounds like something my boyfriend would do!

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FMLMaximus 23

My boyfriend does the same thing! totally glad I'm not the only one!

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Valkeryia 13

So, I'm not alone!! Mine does that all the time!!

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Space_Teddy 29

tape it, put it on Facebook, and wait for him to see it

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omgfmlddb 8

My boyfriend does the same thing! He woke up once and blamed me!

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holly315 1

Omg I'm not the only one. My boyfriend does that to me everynight in his sleep several times a night. Though I just find it hilarious when he does it lol

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GetBent730 5

I guess u could tape it...or...even better, just give him what he wants. I'm sure if he empties the tank he wouldn't do that. And ladies, don't think for one minute that just because we're sleeping that we don't want head or sex. It's simply not true :)

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creature511 1

This is actually a disease called sexomnia

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kiitykat 8

this is literally a sleeping condition called sex apnea

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