Humping

By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

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Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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Earths_Venus 25

Keep your phone on you and tape him doing it. Does it always happen on a Wednesday? Wednesday is hump day, y'know.

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RaggleFraggle44 6

he might not. my fiance told me I say animal sounds in my sleep.

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meredith223 3

I thought I was the only one. My boyfriend does the exact same thing and doesn't believe it.

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vixen_94 11

haha I've had that happen a time or two!! Sometimes he'll even sit up and try to kiss me in his sleep, which is a little weird at times..

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kkmichelle2283 1

Do the same thing to him

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brandeleeann 7

I feel for you hun, my husband does the same thing sometimes...

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whySkye 12

My husband has been doing that for years. He finds it hilarious when I tell him about it the next morning. My leg gets more play than I do. ;)

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kittykat1501 31

Slap him awake

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