Humping

By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

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Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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Earths_Venus 25

Keep your phone on you and tape him doing it. Does it always happen on a Wednesday? Wednesday is hump day, y'know.

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fristinkristin 16

Lol video him or wake him up while he's doing it

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abstarr 3

BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'd die laughing

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n0d 2

marry him then he won't do it no more.

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stiffster 5

Gotta have some hot love, baby, this evenin' I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin'.

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t_z_licous 3

Story of my life only my man owns up to it lol nothing wrong with it, take it as a compliment that he wants to **** you even in his sleep

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metalhead88 9

As long as his dreams are about you I see nothing wrong lol

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EmpireCityRay 13

@OP Well with a boyfriend who humps your leg we can all agree you don't need a chihuahua lol :)

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suprahboy 2

It not that uncommon. I've done the same thing to all my ex's at some point. It usually resulted in actual sleep sex. I wouldn't even know until the end when I woke up, but no one ever complained. Lol.

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