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By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

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Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Keep your phone on you and tape him doing it. Does it always happen on a Wednesday? Wednesday is hump day, y'know.

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If you had a dog it would be a threesome :P

I wonder what dreams he's been having...

My ex-fiance and I used to take nighttime medication before bed each night. She for sleeping problems and various other made up illnesses; and I for chronic back pain. Many were the mornings I'd wake up looking like I'd gone a few rounds with a heavyweight boxing champ and insulted him non-stop for a week before the fight. Despite being the Store Manager, my District Manner would have to work my hours while I got sent home because I looked so bad. Other mornings I'd wake up and be walking all over the place into things, falling down and injuring myself. Having virtually no recollection whatsoever. I finally found out. what happened. In the first case she would over-drug me to knock me out and beat the crap out of me while I was asleep. Now the second, she would again drug me to the point of being unconscious, but not unable to function sexually. Especially when she'd throw in an enhancement or two. I found all this out because she was bragging to her sister what she was doing.. What she she didn't realize is that her Dad and I went target shooting every weekend. First things first - she had one hell of a sentence, as did her friends who joined in. And #2, FYI - Arousal DOES NOT comply consent!!!

he has something called sexsomnia. look it up in Wikipedia. you should record him as proof and get him some help from your GP, in severe cases people have actually raped their partners but have no idea what they've done. it's like sleepwalking.

you are not only one my boyfriend did some thing to me but I like it :-)

Mine talks in his sleep all the time. I think my favorite so far is "less fritos, more cheez-its"

my girlfriend said that i did crazy things in my sleep even tried to fly off from bed. thats what she said....

i forgot to mention that my girlfriend says i play with her lady part in my sleep. i know she don't mind it . she wakes up very happy in the mornings ;-)