Humping

By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

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Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
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Earths_Venus 25

Keep your phone on you and tape him doing it. Does it always happen on a Wednesday? Wednesday is hump day, y'know.

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demon_wolf 15

Neutering tends to make that problem go away.

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ober80 6

Just knee him hard. I know it sounds mean but he will stop

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SystemofaBlink41 27

You sound like a fun person!

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katina1236 20

Lol my ex did that all the time op. Don't worry people do some crazy shit when their asleep. I once woke up dazed, disoriented and thirsty and accidentally drank my body lotion

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lil_ham1644 29

One time I was laying awake in bed & my bf was asleep next to me. He rolled over and held me down and snored really loud in my ear. Then he just rolled back over & continued sleeping like nothing happened.

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martin8337 35

Hump daaaaaay! Yeah.

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AlwaysWatching 27

Maybe he has sleepsomnia it's a new thing in not joking.

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AlwaysWatching 27

Sexsomnia I mean it's something like that. It's where you start basically having sex in bed but it's not a dream or whatever and you don't know it but really it's a thing.

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khaled_almu 13

I think it's normal, he just dreaming so it's not a big deal

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Ariana_Grande_fml 8

Lmafo u should video tape it

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