Hush

By bitchyhiccups - 19/03/2012 13:14 - United States - Tempe

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML
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greeneye_fml 12

Did you try holding your breath to stop the hiccups? Works for me. But yeah its not like they're voluntary. That sucks.

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rokemay 10

It sucks that you had the hiccups but you should have quietly excused yourself and left

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jwebster 8

That's why you grab a tissue while everyone can see and quietly step out while dabbing at your eyes. Then everyone thinks you are simply trying not to cry. Much more appropriate than squeaking..

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CRC_101 31

I know you may have felt like you couldn't do anything about it, but if you can't control your hiccups, that's really a situation in which you should have left the room. REALLY should have.

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ClumsyKee 14

Yeah, that was definitely uncalled for but she just lost her mother. She obviously wouldn't have been in the best mood. If I were you, I'd let it go. Tbh if I just lost my mother I would feel torn apart. Cut her some slack. :/ She'll cool down over time. This a more FHL in my opinion...

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ChubbyNicki 6

That's a bit harsh. It's not like you got them on purpose.

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mintstashinurtea 5

and thats when you punch that ignorant **** in the throat.

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t765234 10

92- This is the part where you slink back to the idiot corner.

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Tripl3platinum 4

Well, I say you should talk to your friend, an ask her to be more understanding. If not, she will get over it.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I don't get why people are voting 'YDI'

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daa2138 0

Your friend is the insensitive bitch. F that. I'm sorry for your loss..

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GoldenGrizzly 7

Um, Op didn't lose HER mother. Op sqeaked through her friend's mother's funeral.

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