I did not consent to this under my roof

By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
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JRFaceless 8

Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.

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WhatsOpTic 11

Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.

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perdix 29

#36, Exhibitionists. Next question . . . ?

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Ben009 13

If your really into it how did you even notice the stare was disapproving?

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rockhead1270 5

I can get done in 5 minutes if your super sexy. Otherwise....

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Coeliacchic93 21

your profile picture is exactly what I was thinking reading your comment.

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TheShyCreeper 7

Maybe your cat is a die-hard Christian and doesn't approve of you having sex until marriage...

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honeymoonroyale 20

This used to happen to me, too. Both my cats would just chill there staring at us...

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DotDootyDot 17

Cats are ****** up... They want to stare at you in your most intimate moments. Thankfully me and my lover have learned how to ignore the cat's disapproval during sex!

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Omniprism 14

Really? You two were more into the cat during sex than each other? I have animals too and there's no way that would happen.

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ahh_rats 15

If pussy is blockin the **** we've got problems

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perdix 29

Put a bowl of warm milk in the other room and then finish off quickly like wild beasts!

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