Sex, Cats and Intimacy: I did not consent to this under my roof

I did not consent to this under my roof

By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 357

You deserved it 8 012

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 742

You deserved it 5 800

By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 054

You deserved it 5 464

By Madagascar - 19/12/2009 10:18 - Australia

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 929

You deserved it 4 903

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 587

You deserved it 6 495

By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 313

You deserved it 1 152

By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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You deserved it 7 251

By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 316

You deserved it 17 598

By Steve - 16/08/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 910

You deserved it 8 785

Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 118

You deserved it 8 805

The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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You deserved it 5 873

JRFaceless 8

Friday 31 January 2014 14:23

Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.

WhatsOpTic 11

Friday 31 January 2014 14:22

Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.

Comments

Bano360 25

Friday 31 January 2014 14:32

I belive you got beaver dammed, not **** blocked

Goblin182 26

Friday 31 January 2014 17:01

**** blocked?

josiemorehouse 12

Friday 31 January 2014 20:17

Twat swatted??

sohigh10 34

Friday 31 January 2014 21:13

clam jammed

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 2 February 2014 22:50

Box blocked?

bellamy10 5

Friday 31 January 2014 14:33

***my boyfriend and I***

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 January 2014 15:10

Grammar does matter...

WhatsOpTic 11

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:17

Your comments don't matter.

Bilbo_Swaggins 5

Friday 31 January 2014 14:35

Really just a cat looking at you stopped you?

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 January 2014 14:43

It can be in a way a bit nerve racking...even though the cat might be "saying" just go on but that stare now pressed into your memory does make it hard...

AnonymousAlpaca1 18

Friday 31 January 2014 16:43

Depending on how the the cat was looking at them and it's body language, it could have been getting ready to attack.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 1 February 2014 5:27

Now we got two ******* for the man to deal with... I know that's horrible...apologies...

xSavaqee 12

Friday 31 January 2014 14:40

IMO , if you are really getting into it, you wouldn't be distracted by an animal. but that's just me.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 January 2014 14:41

Close the door...problem solved...

VorpikeII 17

Friday 31 January 2014 14:44

My cat is the same with other sexual acts. Actually any acts. We literally nicknamed him supervisor cause he watches everything.

gracehi 31

Friday 31 January 2014 15:04

That's hilarious! XD

Enslaved 36

Friday 31 January 2014 14:45

My cat will try and ruin the moment by walking right over us, like we're some type of ride. And if I lock her out, she'll meow and scratch nonstop at the door until it's opened. Our best bet is to shoo her away and cross our fingers she won't spring up out of no where.

airhead2015 18

Friday 31 January 2014 14:46

Cat was probably thinking "I am disappoint."

pedinhuh 23

Friday 31 January 2014 14:55

Your cat was probally plotting against you for a long time ago, but then he saw you two getting at and thought: "**** the plan, let's ****- block this sucker, the humiliation should be good enough!". Watch your back from now on, OP! ...Or maybe I should go out more...