I did not consent to this under my roof

By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
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JRFaceless 8

Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.

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WhatsOpTic 11

Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.

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capt_awesome25 4

I think if it's a girl it should be twat swat instead of **** block

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Cheez_Mastah 10

**** blocked by a pussy.

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xStevieKingsleyx 12

The door. It comes in very useful sometimes. This is one of those times. Use the door.

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birdybirdchirp 18

haha of course he's disapproving it was doggy style:)

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SupremeLeader00 9

Why are there so many FMLs like this? Are people to stupid to kick animals out and close they door when they fool around?

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Meanmommy02 11

Throw a pillow.. Can runs away.. Problem solved.

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bolts_fan_cmr 7

And this is why I don't like cats and they don't like me.

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nrwl_30 17

Cat-a-pult!!! Mmmmeeeeeeooowww!!! lol

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