Sex, Cats and Intimacy: I did not consent to this under my roof

I did not consent to this under my roof

By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 360

You deserved it 8 015

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 746

You deserved it 5 801

By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 058

You deserved it 5 466

By Madagascar - 19/12/2009 10:18 - Australia

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 934

You deserved it 4 906

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 589

You deserved it 6 498

By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 315

You deserved it 1 153

By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 325

You deserved it 7 252

By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 320

You deserved it 17 601

By Steve - 16/08/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 913

You deserved it 8 787

Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 121

You deserved it 8 806

The Lovecats

By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 271

You deserved it 5 875

JRFaceless 8

Friday 31 January 2014 14:23

Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.

WhatsOpTic 11

Friday 31 January 2014 14:22

Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.

Comments

sickerthanyou 13

Friday 31 January 2014 18:41

Man!, your boyfriend sure is pussy whipped.

Criticalvector 4

Friday 31 January 2014 18:59

its a cat.. just kick it out of the room and continue or shut the door.

smokecloud_ 37

Friday 31 January 2014 19:17

If you live alone, why would you close the door? I don't close doors in my apartment. Except the front door of course.

SouthernLady12 13

Friday 31 January 2014 19:31

singing *Hungry eyes*

mylast 6

Friday 31 January 2014 20:01

I agree with #76 it's a freaking cat, so what if it's looking. Get over it and finish your business. If you can get that distracted over something as stupid as a cat then obviously you got your priorities all mixed up. When you get laid, focus on getting laid. Your welcome

Coeliacchic93 21

Friday 31 January 2014 20:10

my dog will try and push our bedroom door open, once he realises he can't open it he lays outside the door curled up in a ball! we feel so guilty xD

bananaweeniepop 2

Friday 31 January 2014 20:21

hahahaha that happened to me too!! I started giving my boyfriend a hand job to try to get shit started when my cat started looking at the movement of my hands on his crotch under his shorts. She tried to get in on the action thinking it was a toy in his pants hahahaha! We had to stop. it was too funny.