Sex, Cats and Intimacy: I did not consent to this under my roof

I did not consent to this under my roof

By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 357

You deserved it 8 012

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 740

You deserved it 5 799

By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 052

You deserved it 5 464

By Madagascar - 19/12/2009 10:18 - Australia

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 927

You deserved it 4 901

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 586

You deserved it 6 495

By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 312

You deserved it 1 152

By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 322

You deserved it 7 251

By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 315

You deserved it 17 597

By Steve - 16/08/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

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You deserved it 8 782

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By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 118

You deserved it 8 805

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By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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You deserved it 5 873

JRFaceless 8

Friday 31 January 2014 14:23

Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.

WhatsOpTic 11

Friday 31 January 2014 14:22

Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.

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sempiternal80816 9

Friday 31 January 2014 15:04

omg

G_bear24 9

Friday 31 January 2014 15:09

Hahaha my cats dont care they usually go to sleep or walk around us.

xblackoutblondie 5

Friday 31 January 2014 15:16

Pussy!

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 31 January 2014 15:33

kitty!

weveallbeenthere 30

Friday 31 January 2014 15:26

hahahaha.

TimmyKenmuir 1

Friday 31 January 2014 15:27

you guys are ******* retarded. stoping because a cat is looking. FML

HeyTherexxx 21

Friday 31 January 2014 15:28

You couldn't just kick it out?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 31 January 2014 15:28

I'll buy several tickets to that ride.

sickerthanyou 13

Friday 31 January 2014 15:31

your boyfriend is a pussy.

thelittlemissy 29

Friday 31 January 2014 15:35

...catastrophe. Tihi!

ImJKingYou 8

Friday 31 January 2014 15:39

Looks like that's the only pussy he's allowed to have. :P

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I did not consent to this under my roof

Same thing different taste

Sexy catboys rule my life

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