By Anonymous - 03/07/2018 01:30

Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML
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Norja 33

This FML is so trashy, I only feel sorry for the unborn kid.

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Leeono 26

Ok contraception is readily available almost everywhere. Calling him your baby daddy and not the father actually lowers everyone who reads it IQs do stop it!

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boopingsnoot 24

This feels contrived to generate the most judgemental reactions. Also, am I gonna have to educate you boys on typical use and effectiveness statistics?

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VisioningGoblin 4

Your doing great work as always davros.

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chickensheep 15

You sound like the sort of person to smoke, drink and take drugs during pregnancy. Please get an abortion for the sake of the unborn child.

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Sandra Sweeney 3

You need to get a life. dont kill a baby

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Sinshine 28

Where do you get this from? The only thing Wer know about her is that she's pregnant and decided going through Facebook is a better way to tell the father than a phone call. We can't even say for certain whether she knew he was on probation before or found out along with the rest of the information. What's wrong with all you judgmental dicks?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I feel absolutely no pity for you, I really hope that if you do decide to have this baby, he/she doesn't grow up to be trash like you or their deadbeat father.

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Sandra Sweeney 3

people make bad choices. dont mean they are a bad person. I hope for the babys sake she grows up and make a better choices

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Traveling_Book 9

Good lord why are half the comments on here about aborting the baby? Some of y'all need to take a hard look in the mirror if you can so callously throw a life away like that.

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honestjane 22

Some people need to look in the mirror before they callously create life that way.

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interesting33 36

the viciousness in the comments just because we are hidden behind a screen is so uncalled for. we have a couple of lines of text and no other information but we all want to jump on the bandwagon and blame. I wish this woman and the father luck in whatever happens in the future

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lucasj23 11

baby daddy? Facebook? you sound like a total idiot.

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BrotherPhil 35

Yeah, 'cause only scumnags use the internet.

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Demi Braddish 9

You’ll be so much better off on your own, congratulations and good luck x

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acmariner99 25

The only person I feel sorry for is your unborn kid. All I can do is shake my head at you. Trash—-y.

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orlandouchiha 12

so he was already on parole, I'm only assuming that you knew this before messing with him. yeah you deserve it

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