By Anonymous - 03/07/2018 01:30

Today, I found out I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I got on Facebook to message my baby daddy, but was stopped in my tracks by his mugshot plastered all over my news feed for an alleged meth distribution investigation. He was already on parole. FML
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Norja 33

This FML is so trashy, I only feel sorry for the unborn kid.

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Leeono 26

Ok contraception is readily available almost everywhere. Calling him your baby daddy and not the father actually lowers everyone who reads it IQs do stop it!

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megnifique 14

Regardless of whatever you decide upon next, remember you can do this with or without him.

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Justine Malang 16

These are the times where an FML is "your life sucks" and "you deserve it".

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commandpriority 5

Gotta be Oroville ca

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repKyle95 24

so you already knew the guy was a POS but you still let him get up in your guts. YDI for being a moron

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shannon2348 14

you got on Facebook to message him? ydi

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