Love: I guess not

I guess not

By Nick - 16/03/2009 05:08 - Canada

Today, I was talking to this girl I have dinner with every week. She’s always telling me how she loves me and I do the same. She said, "The way we talk and act around each other, people would think we were dating." My answer was, "Aren't we?" FML

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Same thing different taste

Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

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Honesty is the best policy

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 02:00

Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML

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By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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By OhJoy - 02/11/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

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Impossible relationship

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:30

Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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Jimboom 11

Monday 16 March 2009 16:10

How can you go to dinner every week with this hot girl and not have made some sort of move on her? Because it sounds like these dinners have been going on for a while.

bryan314 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:17

It sounds to me like she's asking you to formally ask her out. "A weekly dinner" is something I do with a friend. "A date" is something I do with my girlfriend. Ask her out for some other activity some other time of the week and make it CLEAR that it's a date. Sounds less like she's rejecting you/treating you as a friend and more like she's whacking you with a clue by four.

Comments

muboshgu 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:46

how can you have dinner with a girl weekly without hitting it and think you're dating?

CPTobvious_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:20

You my friend are the equivalent to her "Gay friend" The problem is that you are too stupid to notice that she has no intention of sleeping with you. You should start making her pay for dinner and quit being such a chump. And tuck your tongue back in your mouth everytime you see her.... the drooling thing is pathetic

YouMustBe_Joking 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 22:47

this sounds like my life. Sucks doesnt it?

wrestler17 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:17

You should have kept your mouth shut and played it cool... She might have been trying to shoot up a flag hoping you would respond to do that, it's not uncommon for women to do that... But I'm sorry that sucks, bro... It could have been the reverse message but she as probably saying " hey when you get around to it, could you please casually ask me out?"

fuckrealIzation 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 13:54

Her answer: Yes!...you left that bit out...but nonetheless FYL for acctually trying to make your life sound ****** when it reallly isn't very ****** after all...unless you pay lots of money for the dinner every week in which case she just wants u for your moneyz and yummmyz (the free food) PEACE DUDE!!!

happygoluckyhh 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 22:06

I agree with bryan314...

kira1kira 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:45

she's a weirdo

sadmaninacan 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 10:05

Well you refer to her as a 'hot girl' and not your girlfriend so why are you surprised?

ellaaaaaaaaaaaaa 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 22:25

i gotta say, last i checked sex or hooking up doesn't define dating. you can pick up any girl at a club or whatever and have sex, but that doesn't mean you're dating her. if that was true then a lot of lives would be seriously ****** lol. unless the sex was really intimate, i definitely wouldn't call it the beginning of dating. also as far as the rest goes, i don't think there needs to be an OK. i think you can do that if you feel lost, but overall you reach a certain point in the relationship where it's pretty obvious (you're meeting parents, hanging out a lotttt). i feel like you probs ARE in the "friend zone." she's said 'i love you,' but was it really in an intimate way? i get the feeling that it was just being friendly. sorry duuuuuude. but, really, if you like her and you've been having dinner every week with her wtf are you doing not making a move?! that'd be why this relationship is staying at the same level, and you probably won't be moving to another anytime soon unless you reallyy change.