Health, Food and Miscellaneous: I heard that

I heard that

By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 09:20 - Ireland

Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 06:00

Today, I was on a date in a fancy restaurant. I tried to show off my skills by ordering our meal in French, since some of the dishes had french-sounding names. The waiter replied in fluent French and I have no idea what he said. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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By ipopnlok - 29/06/2009 06:31 - Australia

Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 04/06/2013 19:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 25 April 2011 16:06

And you allowed the friend to come with you? You should have told your boyfriend to tell his little butt buddy to **** off.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 25 April 2011 15:53

At first I thought it said ****- Ireland. Third wheels suck! Maybe plan better so your boyfriend knows it's a date for two and only two.

Comments

Liamj774 36

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:49

ouch. if you actually understood that and you didn't understand a language other than English you must have heard it alot

elservas 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 7:25

good point haha

GarthVaderX 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 10:16

your life doesn't suck, your boyfriend does :-/

rockinpop 0

Monday 9 May 2011 19:36

Where the **** did you find a Tropical Garden in Cork? Honestly, I actually want to know...

EmzBlahhh 0

Monday 20 June 2011 2:31

Hagar..please don't eat me!!??!!??

naughtyneighborx 2

Monday 22 August 2011 16:40

Hmm... I'm guessing it was Garinish Island. At least you could enjoy the scenery! Tell your boyfriend not to be such a dope next time and enjoy a day away with you!

kmwilson 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 20:47

You spelled organized wrong there is no s you idiot. So eat less

BloodWiper 3

Saturday 9 June 2012 4:03

As Ireland uses EN-GB (as the majority of English speakers do), 'organised' would be the proper spelling.

Migole 36

Thursday 21 June 2012 3:48

Seriously?? I'm not even English and even I know that some words differ from country to country like organised/organized, color/colour, etc. I'm astonished by the number of people on the internet calling others idiots (or worse) for spelling things right, just not the version their country uses. Sad sad world :/