I heard that

By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 09:20 - Ireland

Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML
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DocBastard 38

And you allowed the friend to come with you? You should have told your boyfriend to tell his little butt buddy to **** off.

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sourgirl101 28

At first I thought it said ****- Ireland. Third wheels suck! Maybe plan better so your boyfriend knows it's a date for two and only two.

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DocBastard 38

And you allowed the friend to come with you? You should have told your boyfriend to tell his little butt buddy to **** off.

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Jrefinne 7

But the phrase might get lost in translation and the "butt buddy" would pull down his pants...

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DeadxManxWalking 27

she should have done that. could have been like, "Hey babe don't forget about our romantic date this week."

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marinus_fml 19

Well you deserved it for taking a guy to the gardens.

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ucofresh 4

So a guy can't appreciate nature? Closed minded much... Sheesh.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

At 16: So I'm assuming you'd rather go to a truck rally or something? Personally I'd love to see tropical ANYthing including gardens.

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jamiieeex10 0

you deserved it because you spelled organized wrong

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dftbAlexlike 0

No, she spelt it how everyone spells it in Ireland, where she's from. And don't you think it's a bit hypocritical to comment on someone's spelling when you can't use capitalization?

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fadingaway 17

Go die. Scroll up a bit and read the comments. OP is not American, therefore her spelling of organised is correct.

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DocBastard 38

You deserve an electric eel in your rectum because you don't know the difference between British English and American English. Oh, and dftbAlexlike - *capitalisation. I kid, I kid.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

I love the electric eel comment. what an awful AWFUL image that brings to mind. Lmfao.

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sophielotus 2

Seriously, organised, organized, both are correct. No need to assume your way is better than anyone elses, god.

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tlynn78 1

Who brings another dude on a date...unless a little MMF? Bow-chicka-wow-wow! fyi...that's male/male/female in **** for you prudes.

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perdix 29

That's what I was thinking, except the boyfriend should have made sure that the other dude was also a Plumpa Humpa. Fatties aren't universally rejected -- they do have a fan base out there of Chubby Chasers and Harvey Whalebangers.

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briidontgive_ 0

Whyyy did he bring the friend? Anyways that's hilariouss, fyl.

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kritz0 10

Lol. And you went as far, as to let his friend come on this "romantic" getaway? YDI. Maybe he was wanting to play out his gay threesome fantasy and trying to see your reaction to the date first? Hey, no judgement, if he's bisexual that's alright... Still hilarious that you LET his friend come, maybe instead of beating around the bush....next time tell him directly its a you and him thing...not a you, him and his "friend" thing.

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eradonnes 0

mexicans dude...there everywhere -__-

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anyKRulez 0

he probably wanted a threesome. not very romantic if you don't know the other person.

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