I love the countryside

By disturbed - 01/06/2014 01:53 - Ireland

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18

Ahh, the joys of country living. Fresh air, no noise pollution, and being smacked in the face by cow placenta. P.S. Congratulations on your new calf.

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wtfomfgfml 14

You should have mooved out of the way.

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fsomelife 26

I guess you chose unfortunate placementa for standing.

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Wrex 13

That is completely and udderly disgusting.

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FrancesShiver 20

I feel like such a horrid, horrid person for giggling at this.

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nessparty 5

look on the bright side, you saw a birth of a calf

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magpie9820 1

Crows lay eggs.. and don't have placentas

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FrancesShiver 20

You don't go out much, huh?

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meladuh 16

By a placenta of a cow Placenta of a cow Cow

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kingdomgirl94 29

Mooooooo not cawcawcaw!

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sterling1113 15

I'm wondering how that could have gone unnoticed. Did #20 REALLY think they were the only one to read it 'correctly'? Or did they just not read any of the cow-related comments above? Lol.

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rhysfucker 24

Hit in the face with cow placenta once, shame on the cow...hit on the face with cow placenta twice, shame on you.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Most likely aiding the birth of a calf. If there's some other reason, I'll be both surprised and very very confused.

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brand125 17

but how? like did someone purposly throw it at him?

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kingdomgirl94 29

They were probably kneeling under the cows ****** to help catch the calf, and bam, right after calf comes the plecenta. Its called the after birth for a reason.

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8313girl 28

Well wash your face off. Your day can only get better.

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Cynical_1 26

Holy cow! Well...at least you didn't step in it.

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buckdharma 36

Paybacks for all those mornings Elsie had to endure your rough, cold hands.

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