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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 16:04 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML

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By majestic09 - 15/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, like most days, no matter what I eat, my stomach does not agree. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Forest Grove

Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

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By shitty day - 30/11/2011 10:53 - United States

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

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By ithinkimturningjapanese - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Apo

Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML

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I can't win

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 02:00

Today, I hate my body. If I eat anything at all, even a piece of fruit, I get terrible stomach cramps, and yet if I go too long without eating, I get gassy diarrhoea. FML

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By FunFun in the Sun - 16/03/2016 14:51 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By sendhelp - 03/08/2015 05:31 - United States - Provo

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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your_ma 27

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:54

Split the difference. Eat some rice and have a nice time :)

JustDerpin 11

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:58

Find a McDonalds. Problem solved. c:

Comments

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:29

All I know is, stay away from Mochi Balls.

Tidus0 17

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:01

But mochi is nice as deadly as it is to old ladies

SmokingUnicorn 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:33

Wasn't there a similar FML a while ago? Though I might be wrong...

babe7260 30

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:26

Yep there was!!!

Michael_92 20

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:05

Yes there was...even the comments are similar. What are the chances?

flutter4 7

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:33

Are you pregnant? That sounds like me when I was expecting.

jjh1978 11

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:43

Seriously, take some pepto bismol before every meal the liquid not the chewables it'll significantly reduce the likelihood of you having such a violent reaction.

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:45

On a queasy stomach, I'd rather eat sushi & other fine Japanese cuisine rather than some fatty-assed American food!

madgrinchhatter 12

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:50

There are locations of KFC and McDonalds etc. In Japan. Just eat what you know.

perdix 29

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:52

How come "great time" and "diarrhea" are mutually exclusive? "Some people say it's funny...everybody!!!!"

redmnky21 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:54

knowing u have a weak stomach, shouldn't u have worked to building a tolerance before ur vacation?

abasio 1

Saturday 7 July 2012 1:57

You're in Japan not North Korea. There's western food everywhere, I know some Americans who've been in Japan for years without eating much Japanese food.