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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 16:04 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML

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By majestic09 - 15/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, like most days, no matter what I eat, my stomach does not agree. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Forest Grove

Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

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By shitty day - 30/11/2011 10:53 - United States

Today, I have the stomach flu. If my belly growls, I have 30 seconds or less to get to the bathroom. I can't go to the doctor for fear of shitting my pants on the trip there. FML

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By ithinkimturningjapanese - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Apo

Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML

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I can't win

By Anonymous - 08/11/2022 02:00

Today, I hate my body. If I eat anything at all, even a piece of fruit, I get terrible stomach cramps, and yet if I go too long without eating, I get gassy diarrhoea. FML

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By FunFun in the Sun - 16/03/2016 14:51 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By sendhelp - 03/08/2015 05:31 - United States - Provo

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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your_ma 27

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:54

Split the difference. Eat some rice and have a nice time :)

JustDerpin 11

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:58

Find a McDonalds. Problem solved. c:

Comments

xxrinabby 3

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:08

When I visited Japan, if I wasn't sure about whatever we were eating, I just ate the rice. It's filling and tasty.

Xotik174 6

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:25

I wonder if this will happen to me when i go to Taiwan in a few years?

andyroxs 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:33

yes. im from there and the food still gets me from time to time. tastes so good tho

M3DO 24

Wednesday 13 January 2016 7:36

Did you go to Taiwan yet

capslockisgood 19

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:37

Do they not serve nontraditional japanese food in Japan?

TheDrifter 23

Saturday 7 July 2012 2:52

They do, op is likely just not brave enough to go looking.

karishmo 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:02

I'm sure they have a McDonald's there.

Steve95401 49

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:15

Being some packaged food from home and supplement it with American style fast food.

feranmi101 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:21

Theres a street with like 4 McDonalds find that street !!!!!!!!!!

dead_insects 18

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:58

Japanese food is some of the best food on earth, I'm sorry your tummy won't let you enjoy it!! :(

livingtolaugh1 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:09

just eat rice

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:17

I was in japan for a month this past June. Not all japanese food is "exotic." They eat alot of vegetables and rice. Both of which I assume would be easy on your stomach.

NatalieOntheTram 11

Saturday 7 July 2012 4:24

I love how everyone is suggesting that she eat at McDonald's. That greasy garbage will only make her sicker! It certainly isn't very nice to my stomach.... Just eat some plain white rice until you feel better, OP. =)

simplylost643 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 7:28

#47- I appreciate your opinion, however refering to something that you're not fond of as "greasy garbage", is direspectful. I personally enjoy the Big Mac, as do many people. Please, for the sake of peace and unity, stop being a food racist.