Fast food, Food, My ex and Love: i'm doing FINE - FML

i'm doing FINE

By tammy999 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML

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maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:27

this FML makes me hungry.

Beedlee 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:29

OM NOM NOM

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alya_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 0:29

obviously you were not alone. you had your chickens. :D

swkisses5 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:11

wow u should have definitely made that L-A-R-G-E order to-go and now his new girlfriend gets to see how depressed u are and he gets to laugh at how happy he is that he left u lol

teenager34 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 5:09

depressed much? also I feel bad for u. find someone else, that's better than the last.

mmmrabies 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 0:16

That's absurd. Are you saying that some skinny people don't eat like that? Don't make assumptions, I'm sure If you were overweight you wouldn't want people calling you fat. Some people can eat whatever they want... doesn't mean they're super overweight. Unhealthy? Yes. Fat? No.

pussylikka69 0

Friday 23 July 2010 22:36

big macs are my favourite :)

penguin7 0

Friday 10 September 2010 19:03

what kind of dick admits to being a dick? lame!

glambert1998 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 3:38

ok?

Madame_Javert 4

Saturday 2 October 2010 19:31

So what you're saying is that your ex-boyfriend caught you attempting suicide. YDI

abbiperson 0

Monday 11 October 2010 0:36

ydi cuz u ordered in the first place. fatty!

JewishIndian 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 4:07

Your life SUCKS!!!!!

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