i'm doing FINE

By tammy999 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML
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uhohuscrewedup 0

that's a huge lunch!!!!

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bomo45 0

I was embarrased when I told my new gf that we dated after I saw that..

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krislea10 0

if you knew you were gonna eat that much..you should have taken it home they do have a drive thru.

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kingwaldo 0

Gee, that's a lot of food. Slow down a bit yo

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ansrab4ever 0

you fatass go to the YMCA and get some trainer to beat the shit out of u

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jyd62 0

no wonder he's an EX.. lol

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lost1994 0

its ok the overconsumption of fattening foods is a common dilemma of people of the developed world

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augepauge09 0

Maybe she has a high metabolsim you ass wipes.

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Nanax_x 6

Bro, I'm fat and even I wouldn't eat any where near that much.

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