Health, Family, Bodyshaming, Names and Awkward: I’m going on an adventure! - FML

I’m going on an adventure!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML

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MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:14

Put on the ring and disappear

todebonekill 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:14

I'd tap that.

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Pizzi_fml 5

Wednesday 21 March 2012 7:15

Nice try Frodo, Mordor is that way >

Neri1625 2

Monday 12 November 2012 5:17

heeeey, I didn't know you could comment on posts! =D When I posted this, fmylife.com actually reworded my entire post. I had originally written something like "Today, I was lying in the sun on my couch. My dad just happened to notice the ends of the short hair on my feet in the sun and decided to nickname me "the hobbit." FML I promise it's not as bad as you think it is. =P

kenzie_scars 5

Thursday 1 August 2013 18:08

I call my own feet hobbit feet because they are slightly hairy and are very wide...

chuksnwali 34

Friday 30 May 2014 18:32

One ring to rule them all.

upgradestorm1 20

Thursday 28 May 2015 15:22

I see no problem

stellasue11 38

Sunday 2 October 2016 5:48

i shave my feet... so noone picks on me about it... i shave my belly too. im a girl whos hairy unfortunately :(

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Today, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with his girl bestie for 4 years. I also found out he's been having threesomes with his male bestie. Both people have been around me and my family this entire time. We've been married for 15 years. Joke's on me. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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Today, in the neon-lit maze of Tokyo, I stumbled, drunk and disoriented, mistaken for a lost sailor. Arrested, I found myself at the wrong naval base. At 3 AM, two stern Master Chiefs arrived, confusion turning to relief as they whisked me away, navigating the streets like seasoned captains. FML

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Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

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Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML

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Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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