Health, Family, Bodyshaming, Names and Awkward: I’m going on an adventure!

I’m going on an adventure!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML

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MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:14

Put on the ring and disappear

todebonekill 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 2:14

I'd tap that.

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2XxMoNsTeRxX2 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:21

My parents gave me the same nickname! :P

theaubrey96 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:39

Haha

playahhhh4 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:53

may you please tell me where the shyer is ?!?

MrSpanky1193 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:03

And this, my fellow FMLers, is why you AVOID GIRLS FROM NEW JERSEY AT ALL COSTS.

crystalnight 19

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:22

I love the amount of Lord of the Rings jokes in here.... ;o

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 16 October 2011 21:32

This is so easy to fix! It is just haor and you can shave it, wax, nair, laser removal. Why did you not take care of it?

sydney99 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:01

Its ok, all of the all of the cute boys at my school call me a "hobbit" to. Just because um short, and might have Turners Syndrome...

Franny747 3

Monday 17 October 2011 1:08

Don't worry, you're not the only one. My mum calls me Hobbit feet :P

ilyphilip 2

Monday 17 October 2011 2:24

shave them???

compmaster 1

Monday 17 October 2011 3:41

Join the club

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