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By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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By I hate myself - 02/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I walked into a café for the first time, and as I opened the door, I slammed it into the face of a poor barista. Embarrassed, I tried to apologize while holding the door open for a woman behind me, only to have my hand slip and the door crash into her as well. I then stood there, frozen, as both of them just stared at me as I apologized with, "I swear I'm not a moron." FML

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2025 09:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By Deedee - 13/01/2025 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, I confidently walked into a coffee shop, ordered a cappuccino, and went to sit down. On my way over to read my book at a table, I knocked over a stack of chairs by tripping on a rug. The worst part? I had to sit there, sipping my drink, and reading the same sentence over and over again, while everyone watched me slowly die inside. FML

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By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was taking a selfie in a café because the lighting was perfect. As I leaned back for the perfect angle, my chair tipped over, and I fell to the ground in front of a bunch of people. The barista was so concerned, he came over with a first aid kit, while I just wanted to disappear. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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Monday 24 March 2014 1:38

Everyone has 'those' days OP where nothing goes right! Just forget about it and move on. Tomorrows a new day!

iamananglophile 18

Monday 24 March 2014 1:41

I don't understand why they'd be glaring at you.

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maggiefox 25

Monday 24 March 2014 1:59

I wouldn't have laughed at you, would've been more concerned than anything :/

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 24 March 2014 2:03

Were you in a hurry and got flustered? It's ok nobody will remember you.

Austino_yo 11

Monday 24 March 2014 4:33

Except for the Starbucks security camera

CrazyMelvin 14

Monday 24 March 2014 2:04

Maybe get your ears checked for balance problems if this happens a lot

idioticmess 15

Monday 24 March 2014 2:10

OP, you should just go home and sleep and just try again tomorrow.

littlekellilee 45

Monday 24 March 2014 5:09

I wish I could do this every time I did something klutzy. I'd end up being in bed for twenty-three hours a day.

sunshineb81 16

Monday 24 March 2014 2:18

Don't stress about it. Everyone is clumsy sometimes. No one will think about it tomorrow.

Celeste7_fml 18

Monday 24 March 2014 2:24

Just one of those days. Everybody gets those. Have a good laugh about it later. :)

blueboy154 12

Monday 24 March 2014 2:28

Dont think about it and you will be alright.

grashopper8 7

Monday 24 March 2014 2:32

:) I like you. This is hilarious! I hope you got a better coffee somewhere else.

SatinsNightmares 17

Monday 24 March 2014 2:36

Lmaooo ah man, sorry OP that sucks.

TheReader0996 10

Monday 24 March 2014 3:00

Why would you receive glares? If anything someone should have helped you op

rebel_mystic 11

Monday 24 March 2014 3:15

there are to many assholes in this world so good luck finding someone nice enough to help u up.

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