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By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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By I hate myself - 02/03/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I walked into a café for the first time, and as I opened the door, I slammed it into the face of a poor barista. Embarrassed, I tried to apologize while holding the door open for a woman behind me, only to have my hand slip and the door crash into her as well. I then stood there, frozen, as both of them just stared at me as I apologized with, "I swear I'm not a moron." FML

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2025 09:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By Deedee - 13/01/2025 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, I confidently walked into a coffee shop, ordered a cappuccino, and went to sit down. On my way over to read my book at a table, I knocked over a stack of chairs by tripping on a rug. The worst part? I had to sit there, sipping my drink, and reading the same sentence over and over again, while everyone watched me slowly die inside. FML

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By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2024 16:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was taking a selfie in a café because the lighting was perfect. As I leaned back for the perfect angle, my chair tipped over, and I fell to the ground in front of a bunch of people. The barista was so concerned, he came over with a first aid kit, while I just wanted to disappear. FML

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By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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staychill 16

Monday 24 March 2014 1:38

Everyone has 'those' days OP where nothing goes right! Just forget about it and move on. Tomorrows a new day!

iamananglophile 18

Monday 24 March 2014 1:41

I don't understand why they'd be glaring at you.

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Ugleh 7

Monday 24 March 2014 4:33

The sun will rise tomorrow, but do the other people have nothing better to do then stare? Always thought It was impolite to stare..

CurlyQute 17

Monday 24 March 2014 4:38

Feeling clumsy today?

BvbArmy_0 18

Monday 24 March 2014 4:41

I did that during the mile at school once, tripped multiple times in a row, and everyone thought i faked it and proceeded to mock me

gingerface81 16

Monday 24 March 2014 5:04

This is me in a nutshell

jarobjent 17

Monday 24 March 2014 5:16

YDI for naming yourself Butterbody.

silverstream20 20

Monday 24 March 2014 5:31

Don't worry OP. We all have those days. So don't let those people get to you. When it happens to them, they won't be so keen to stare.

nela25 23

Monday 24 March 2014 6:21

Sounds like you were riding the struggle bus that day my friend.

twentietwo 3

Monday 24 March 2014 6:43

Cheer up! I'm sure the day's only gonna get better... We all have some of these days when everything seems to go wrong. :)

worldclassrager 39

Monday 24 March 2014 7:09

So it seems you went to a different coffee shop don't worry about it OP it happens

delta14o6 7

Monday 24 March 2014 7:17

that sounds like something that's would happen to me hahaha

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