I need my sleep

By ShittyWalls - 09/03/2013 13:35 - United States - Moorestown

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Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML
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TourettesGuyFTW 25

It sounds like she was about to reach Nirvana.

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perdix 29

So, he was just contracting a case of "Cat Scratch Fever" instead catching it and hearing it simultaneously.

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PrincessPesa 20

Ted Nugent's music isn't metal, but his attitude certainly ******* is! The guy is a madman.

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perdix 29

#71, really? I heard it at the hockey game last night. Sounded metallic to me. Why isn't it?

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ironichalibut 24

I didn't know thy still have co-ed dorms. I thought they got rid of them for nearly this exact reason. Could she at least hit all the high notes?

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SWC_Penguin 17

At most schools you're allowed to have sex with people who aren't your roommate. What school did you go to? O_o

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ironichalibut 24

19- That wasn't my point, my point was that if he's in a dorm, he shouldn't have a girl or sex there at all. My thinking was that there are male and female dorms, and that logically females wouldn't be allowed in the male dorm, having sex loudly.

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S182 15

You do realize that people break rules right?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

In my dorm you were allowed to have female guests but only up to certain times. Usually midnight was the cutoff. However this was barely enforced because the RA had to be informed by one of the dorm residents. The generally thinking of most of the males there was "why would I cockblock a fellow dude because won't he return the favor." No one is going to rat the other out. Our front desk was voluntary and manned once again by the residents. Once again no snitch policy was in place.

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PerditaDessa 38

We not only have coed dorms at the university I attend but coed rooms. The one I was at before this one had coed dorms but male and female floors.

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wilhelmsammi7309 5

My boyfriend stays at one that's coed with boy girl floors and I just have to check in at the front desk and I can stay the whole weekend

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Pleonasm 35

Pounding out aggression turns into obsession cannot kill the Battery Cannot kill the family Battery is found in me! Bat-ter-y!

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olpally 32

That's a no win situation op. good luck.

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perdix 29

Actually, there is a win situation. They could invite the OP in for a three-way. If he's really tired, he can always fall asleep on her chest. You've got to accentuate the positive!

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Sandman366 6

Or OP could like listening. Either way, the neighbors win.

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olpally 32

Oh perdix, where there's a will there's a way, right? You always find it, don't you? Lol. I'm pretty sure op wants to just sleep. If he wants a three way, join the lonely island group. Lmao.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

I guess you didn't see that cumming huh?

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ToastedHamburger 11

You should have gone back and told him to turn the music back on :)

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Metal is always good in my opinion. You'd rather have the dude blast Bieber or something? Nah, play Ride The Lightning while she's, well, riding the lightning ;)

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incendiaaa 23

you're quite obviously a Metallica fan. brilliant.

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Sugarita 7

Hahahahahaha... OMG that's so uncalled for

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