Sex, Neighbours and Intimacy: I need my sleep

I need my sleep

By ShittyWalls - 09/03/2013 13:35 - United States - Moorestown

Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML

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By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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By shadowsorel - 30/08/2012 20:34 - United States - Chicago

Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML

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Can't wait for the next time

By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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By ljajjanaa - 04/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had to politely request that my floormate not blast heavy metal music at 4 a.m. His response? "It’s the weekend," followed by him slamming the door in my face and turning the music up. I work weekends. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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Boundaries, dude!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 06:01

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:17

It sounds like she was about to reach Nirvana.

soulebelius 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:16

So it was scream metal, then?

Comments

jenshu 5

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:01

I'd prefer the moans. more interesting

apocalyptica_fml 9

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:24

Why would you ask to turn the music down anyway? Metal is awesome! m/

BellaBelle_fml 23

Monday 11 March 2013 0:50

Sleep is awesome.

charvisioku 22

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:25

I have to hear moans quite often so I feel your pain... they don't even bother to put music on to drown it out.

BigMac92 11

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:34

At least you have something to fap to

supportcommand 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:36

Could last hours. Marathon sex.

supportcommand 17

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:40

Cum on feel the noise !

klovemachine 24

Sunday 10 March 2013 2:22

girls, rock your boys :-D

amifaiyaz 12

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:45

I don't see the problem.

eric40962005 8

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:52

10, sounds like you have bad luck in the sex department

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:55

Unless she sounds like a Banshee, I say the moaning is better.

thundergodx 11

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:56

Sorry about that ^^

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