#53, since when so people get stuck with a 9 month old baby girl when they have sex? i didnt know a baby pops out 9 months old and never ages, interesting though.

Big deal. Sex is not the end all be all of human existence. I'm 23 and have chosen to not have sex up until this point. I have a fiancee that I love very much, but she and I have chosen to wait (oh and bash me all you want, but that's my choice so deal with it). She and I have wanted to have sex, but we haven't by choice, and somehow it hasn't killed us. Now the point of this FML is that he's wanted to but couldn't, but even that doesn't mean his life is F-ed. As long as you eventually find someone to be happy with (which pretty much everyone does, with the exception of the few people who really are just better off single) there's no reason to complain. I highly doubt having sex with random people is really that great. I may not have experienced it, but everything I hear suggests that stuff like that is only fun for a while, but leaves you empty at the end of the day. The person who finds that one special someone to share their body with for life is the true winner at the end of the day, and this guy likely will, so his life is not F-ed.

cmoney150: I find it interesting that idiotic misogynists such as you think of pregnancy as punishment for sex, and tell women to grow up and live with it, when clearly you're the ones who need to grow up. "Preggo"?! Really? Are you 8?

There's no shame in that vcarder. Throw them away though. Old latex is more likely to break, especially if the temperature has fluctuated many times over their lifespan. They're cheap and have a pretty long shelf life, so you might as well replace them with a small package you can trust if you need to. #59, I work in a lab. I once found an old box of latex gloves, and they tore a surprisingly large percentage of the time when putting them on compared to new boxes. Condoms are made from the same stuff. Heed the dates on the package.

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=36102 this might help you use those condoms lol

...So? I don't see how this is an FML in the slightest, except maybe spending money you didn't need to use. La-ame.

If you're not getting laid and have almost expired condoms lying around, use them to 'bate.

have them bronzed and put on a plaque and give it to your mom to show how much of a failure you are

Water ballon fight !!!