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By vcarder - 26/09/2009 08:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML
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MiniatureMayhem 0

Condoms expire? OH SHI--

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log1k 3

Heh, I've never bought a box of condoms yet... My friends always look out for me when I need one ;) I found 2 in my back pocket the other day from a party I was at the week before lol

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Sun_Kissed18 25

The FML is not that they have expired. Its that the OP hasn't ever needed them so they just sat there for who knows how long. Though I'm not sure how long it takes for condoms to expire, I'm sure they have been there for quite a while.

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whatwasthatnoise 0

the big deal is that he/she are still are virgin even though condoms have like a couple year expirary date them and obviously all there mates didnt have the same problem

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fringle 0

Wait, condoms can expire?! Oh. I wouldn't know that though because I never let that happen.

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myhairynutsack 0

The stories your friends are telling are probably all lies anyway.

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f_alltheirlives 3

Yeah, the guy is a virgin, his friends are virgins... I bet his mom is a virgin too! Anbody who says they have had sex is either lying or exaggerating!!

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masquerade08 0

Or simply making a comment about the fact they've had sex. I've had sex. I've had lots of sex. Not so much for the past two months, but that's more personal choice at not finding anyone worthy of me. Trust me OP, it'll happen eventually. Don't rush it, don't try to make it happen before it's supposed to happen, or else it'll be terrible. It might be anyway, but when the time is right, the time is right.

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f_alltheirlives 3

Jesus, is this "Take jokes serious day"? Congratulations tho "masquerade08", lots of sex huh, thats awesome! But now you have reached a hiatus? Oh well, Keep searching them dumpsters, one worthy of YOU! will show up soon! Maybe that bum eating those thrown away rice crispies over there? God, I'm one inch away from becomming one of those annoying people that puts; (Just kidding) at the end of each post X.x

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will90 5

Buying condoms doesn't seem like a memorable enough experience to me to ever come up in conversation amongst my friends.. Also, with women, I find it's best to take the path less traveled, anyways...

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ItsAlexFool 0

What about The Road Not Taken? Sorry, had to make a Robert Frost reference.

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SubAtomicBeauty 0

No, cause if it's never been taken there's probably a reason.

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HookEmTexas07 0

Don't feel bad OP. Most of the people on this site are virgins because they're only about 12 years old anyway.

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xxBAMFxx 0

Well you kinda didn't get any... But it doesn't seem like you tried to get some either so I don't know what to call this? An FML or YDI? I'm lost O_o Who wants to suck my dick?

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