I remember…

By vcarder - 26/09/2009 08:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML
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MiniatureMayhem 0

Condoms expire? OH SHI--

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ithedarkone 0

I can top that my friend. I never bought condoms. Because I'm still apart of the V squad. My problem is shyness around women I tend to studder, sweaty palms, and forget what I'm about to say and say random stuff lol. So as you can tell i dont have a need for condoms because i dont even have a GF. Fml

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f_alltheirlives 3

S-s-s-sucks t-to b-b-be you then I hate whn people try to hijack fml's X.X

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ithedarkone 0

Lol ok well i wasn't trying to hi-jack his fml. I was simply trying to let him know its OK dude you not the only one out there. By telling him my story. Lol and life is pretty good actually I'm girl less but i just got a raise at my good job doing good in school and just got a lot of money from my mom and a nice jeep for my b-day two months ago so i guess in away it does suck to be me. lmao

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paintballer394 0

My mom got some condoms at woman's spa day event-type deal. They came in a little pink box with some banana lube. ;) I laugh a little every time I see that box

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geekplaya 0

i bet your mom used every last one of those condoms and all the lube. who knows how many different positions we went through

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supercu96 0

May i suggests Hookers?? (ohh wait hookers bring their own condoms xD )

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ihatethispart2 0

hang in there. u will use one at least in ur lifetime

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c_money150 0

Dont worry little guy, your not missin much. Sex is kinda overrated. I mean it feels good and is fun but if that condum breaks, your stuck with a 9 month old baby girl... FML lol

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shitbitch_fml 0

Condoms dont ******* expire.

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Zigorathane 0

Uh, yeah they do #59, are you seriously that stupid to comment that after everyone above has said they do?

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leggyxo 0

"expen-dable" youre a dumbass. Little do you know, in high school everybodys popping pills and having sex. So get your ass out of that cave and stop acting like you know what youre talking about. Youre obviously not in high school or you live in a boring little shitty town.

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capital_seven 0

I'm in high school. I live in Los Angeles and am a virgin of both sex and drugs. (No, I'm not some weird fundamentalist Christian who thinks premarital sex and drug use are sins. I just don't have a taste for such things.) **** the stereotype!

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SomeRussianGirl 3

Wow Someone In Los Angeles who hasn't Done Drugs ... That's uhh Rare. No offense you're Awesome for that. XD

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