I wanna see the referee's nose hairs

By LCDhell - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 891
You deserved it 4 135
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Top comments

Buttsexpirate 9

Welcome to prime time bitch!

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Comments

Stoneyyay 5

must be nice to "BARELY" afford an 80 inch tv...

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dansco 24

Yeah, I can't afford a 40" tv let alone 80" :(

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Awnonymous 4

Watching **** on an 80" would be shit. Even if it was full HD you'd still have only 1920x1080 resolution, same as most computer screens use this day at around 22-24", it'd just be streched four times.

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Awnonymous 4

A projector and a screen isn't the same thing, it will blur, a screen will pixellate.

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thesiwel 0

**** comes in very high def, **** is always the leader in new technology, was one of the first things to go big on VHS, Internet, DVD, blue ray and even 3D, so I'm sure there is **** for 80"

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Jaxx66 21

Actually!!! BluRay was owned by a company that refused to let **** use their creation for selling more of their stuff. That's why BluRay failed the first time ^_^

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RebekahBrooke 9

try the ceiling?

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Oh man 80" tv above my bed that'd be awesome.

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ikickgingers 15

The ceiling is for slutty mirrors not televisions.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

#54 why not a mix of sorts, an 80" on the celling with a live recorder and watch yourself in high definition :p

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likasumboooodi 0

sounds cool but I would suck when it falls on you

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tommyfox 19

Keevarou, I TOTALLY agree. Projectors forever.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

127 That's why you get professionals to install it, and the only other way I see it falling is if I am 'rocking the casaba' to hard. But if i went i think that would be an awesone way to go seeing myself with a huge simle on my face. C:

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StopDropNRoll 11

I like her idea better. I can go for laying down and watching tv. Sucks id it would fall though D:

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ChantelRenaeee 0

boys and their toys... Us females will never get it.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Funny... Cause usually it's the girls with the "toys", if you catch my drift.

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Yodaevil 4

We spend on a single tv. Once every x years. Women, handbags, shoes, makeup.... weekly.

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meetmissmayhem 4

Don't pull all of "us females" into this. So not true. I'd love a huge tv if we could afford it and had enough room for it!

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haveachat 1

Take his credit card for a little self-indulgent shopping...

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mommapanda 0

"Take his credit card for a little self-indulgent shopping...." Great logic there (*sarcasm). Being barely able to afford the cost of the tv could be that he used savings that was supposed to be for a family vacation or something of that nature. Using a credit card, his or not, would only make matters worse and create debt.

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rabbittboi 18

If he wasn't smart enough to go with a screen that didn't obstruct doorways he most likely maxed the card out to get it.

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L_Lovegood 19

Why would he even NEED a tv THAT big? I agree with #24.

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purple91 8

He is trying to compensate for (lack of) something else.

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catkat1988 17

Congrats for marrying an idiot... :-) No, really... My boyfriend wants a big flat screen TV, too, but he's waiting until he can afford it, and he has promised me to buy one that fits in our living room...

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