I wanna see the referee's nose hairs

By LCDhell - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 891
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Buttsexpirate 9

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keshaforever1 14

YDI For marrying that stubborn ass

Wow sounds like he's going through a mid-life crisis

dadof2 4

and your problem with it is what watch idol or soaps or somthin and big tvs dont always mean we are tryin to compensate for somthin

mmfFTW 0

AMERICA! Where you buy shit you can't afford without thinking it through

hateevryone 14

did he really had to get a damn 80 inch?

scottm1 0

Now your head won't block his view while you service him during the game

Lizzy500 16

No, it means it didn't put us into debt, but it did wipe out our savings. "Barely afford it" doesn't equal "comfortably afford it", and OP must have a small house if there's not 80 inches of solid wall anywhere. I can't say if it's midlife crisis, bad marriage or penis size, but I'm willing to bet there's bigger issues in this relationship than the tv.

Lizzy500 16

I spent a lot of time in apartments in the military too, and I can think of one apartment and one base housing unit where there wasn't an unbroken 80 inches of wall space. That's roughly 6 1/2 feet of big ass tv, probably closer to 7 once you take the framing into account.

Over your bed. Just hope to god it doesn't fall when the bed's rockin, if you catch my drift.

KiddNYC1O 20