I wanna see the referee's nose hairs

By LCDhell - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband bought a new 80-inch TV. Not only can we barely afford it, but it also blocks our doorways no matter where we put it. He refuses to return it. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Welcome to prime time bitch!

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CrazyManNo9 29

Funny! Reminds me of the Friends episode where they built an entertainment center too large to fit between the doors...

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fogrunner 13

"We"? Guess you don't have to help him pay for it.

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BFit 0

You have certain "tools" that you possess that you can threaten him with that can get any man to do pretty much whatever you want. How can you be a married woman and not have figured this out?

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perdix 29

Maybe if you upgraded to a double-wide trailer, the TV could fit.

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Jimboom 11

Remove the door. Problem sorted! Plus on top of that you can either sell the door or use it as firewood if you cannot afford heating. Double sorted!

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DocBastard 38

How can anyone complain about an 80" TV? It's a freaking EIGHTY INCH TV!!! If you need to, you rearrange your entire house for a TV that size. There is no compromise. OP clearly needs to get her priorities straightened out.

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Heebles 2

Go return it while he's sleeping :)

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btstig 11

That is how spousal abuse starts.

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